LNSEMSF ACTION PATROL! 

We at the LNSEMSF after instituting our new "No Doping" policy realized we needed a way to enforce it. Enter the LNSEMSF ACTION PATROL! This super secret department of the LNSEMSF is dedicated to keeping the fight to get Leonard Nimoy to eat more salsa totally clean. For those of you who don't know about the tragedy of doping I will explain it to you.  Doping is defined as the use of an artifice, whether substance or method, potentially dangerous to a person's health and/or capable of enhancing their performances, or the presence in a person's body of a substance, or the ascertainment of the use of a method on the list annexed to the World Anti Doping Agency's (WADA) Anti-Doping Code.

     Doping, which became a major concern during the Sydney 2000 Olympic games, has begun to spread in to all aspects of daily life. The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) promotes and coordinates, at the international level, the fight against doping in all its forms. Realizing that WADA is operating on an international level and is against doping in "all it's forms" we realized that in order to avert an international incident, as we are an international foundation, we needed to implement and have strict enforcement of an anti-doping policy. 

    That's where the Action Patrol comes in. Certain members of the LNSEMSF were secretly selected to monitor and enforce this policy. Action Patrol members are not to discuss their duties or even their selection to the patrol with anybody. We have some pictures of the Action Patrol  in action below, note that their faces are hidden to protect their identity.. 

Our first picture is an undercover shot of an LNSEMSF member suspected to be doping in order to enhance his ability to convince Leonard Nimoy to eat more salsa. As soon as the action patrol received this video, they quickly arrived on the scene to prevent this individual from performing any action that may convince Leonard Nimoy to eat more salsa while under the influence of any banned substance listed in the no doping policy. Please note that this member's family was contacted on suspicion of policy violation and they consented for this action to be taken.

In this shot, you see the initial confrontation between the Action Patrol, wearing their traditional yellow shirts, and our suspected doper. Members quickly attempt to restrain this man and gather up evidence for his hearing in front of LNSEMSF administrators on charges of violating the LNSEMSF No Doping policy.

In our final shot, you see the Action patrol has successfully restrained the individual and averted a potential crisis. This member was eventually found guilty of policy violation and suspended from any activity which may convince Leonard Nimoy to eat more salsa for a period of 6 months.

So as you've seen. We at the LNSEMSF will in no way accept doping by any member of the foundation. If you suspect any drug, or ingredient in store bought salsa may be on list of banned substances, Please check with the official WADA Homepage for clarification.

For more information on doping, Please visit the official WADA home page here