On this page we will show you photographic evidence that Leonard Nimoy doesn't eat enough salsa. Each photograph was uncovered by a team of researchers who spent hundreds of man hours on our theory and clearly has proven it correct.
 
As you can see here, Leonard Nimoy is staring at a jar of salsa, and is completely baffled by it. This may be the first time he had ever seen a jar of salsa. This will set the stage for his aversion to salsa for the rest of his life.
 
As you can see in this rare "behind the scenes" photo from the original Star Trek series, DeForest Kelley, a friend of Leonard Nimoy who played "Dr. Leonard H. McCoy" on the show, is trying to show Leonard Nimoy a picture of salsa in hopes he can convince Leonard Nimoy to eat more. Alas, as you can see by Mr. Nimoy's face, he is completely uninterested.
 
In another of our "behind the scenes" pictures that our researchers uncovered, you see Leonard Nimoy getting dressed for the daily shoot. As you can see, Another member of the cast left a jar of salsa in his dressing room in hopes of convincing him to eat some. Mr. Nimoy again appears confused, and this time refuses to even touch the jar with his own hands.
 
 
 
 

 

This picture was submitted by loyal Salsinian, Laura Demick. She was able to find evidence even our top researchers missed! We see here Leonard Nimoy in 1969, after being told of Star Trek's cancellation. You can clearly see a distraught Leonard Nimoy being comforted by Majel Barrett-Roddenberry, wife of Star Trek Creator Gene Roddenberry. We have seen that the cast of the show has tried to show Mr. Nimoy the joy of salsa on several previous occasions. Clearly she is trying to help Mr. Nimoy get past his sadness over the show's cancellation with the delicious substance known to all simply as salsa. We can only assume however that Leonard Nimoy refuses this offer and now psychologically associates salsa with sadness. This possibly explains his later aversion to salsa.

 

 

 

These next pictures are shocking and not for the faint of heart. Through the use of some of the most advanced supercomputers available outside of the military, we have found out the result of a prolonged lack of salsa on Leonard Nimoy. To double check our finding, we ran 3 separate computations and unfortunately came up with the same results. Below my fellow Salsinians is the result that only WE can prevent! 

 

  

In our first computation we found the result of years of chronic avoidance of salsa. Leonard Nimoy will become angered at the world in which he lives, and join the next nazi movement, believing in their message of eradicating every trace of salsa on this planet. A bleak future indeed!
 

   

Now we see Leonard Nimoy looking over his shoulder, afraid that there may be salsa in the other room. Leonard Nimoy is now living a paranoid life , afraid that around every corner, behind every door, and in every refrigerator, salsa may be there.
 

And here in this final image, you can see Leonard Nimoy, having totally lost his sense of right and wrong, about to murder a woman who's only crime was combining tomatoes, onions, and a jalapeno, which are now punishable by death simply to posses! All she wanted was a spicy dip for her daughter Amy's 10th birthday party. Now, condemned to die a horrible death at the hands of a man who knew nothing of the joy salsa can bring throughout his whole life, Leonard Nimoy.
 
As you can see my fellow Salsinians, only WE can prevent such a horrible tragedy from unfolding! WE MUST CONVINCE LEONARD NIMOY TO EAT MORE SALSA! If Leonard Nimoy would just eat more salsa, he will become an unstoppable force of excellence. If he continues on this path my friends, he may become an unstoppable force of pure evil! I ask you to rise up in support of the LNSEMSF. Don't just do it for Leonard Nimoy, but for poor little Amy, who now knows a life with no mother... And no salsa.

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