Jens Frantzen & Tom Theilig
LNSEMSF German Chapter
Only years after the glorious evolution of the LNSEMSF from Florida´s Salsa restaurants and the minds of its founding fathers, rumors of it´s existence spread in Germany. The problem (Nimoy´s lack of Salsa) was known - but solutions scarce and the people willing to face the problem even more... Thus two brave journalists from the beautiful city of Duesseldorf jumped to the case. For the sake of democracy, world peace and all that is excellent (i.e. Nimoy with Salsa) they took up the fight against ignorance and No-Salsaism. From then on they tried to preach the teachings of the LNSEMSF in their favourite restaurants, movie theaters and all over their friends and families. In the hope to stand united one day for what now only a few brave men know - namely what´s righteous and good!
These pictures were made shortly after a failed attempt of these individuals to rob the Otto-Mess supermarket in Duesseldorf Flingern. The German department of the LNSEMSF, after a long and hard political struggle, had decided to deal with the problem more aggressively. After several education campaigns and widespread public discussion failed to have any impact on Leonard Nimoys No-Salsaism, the mentioned persons of the LNSEMSF Germany took a more daring decision: Euro-pallet-wise should salsa be delivered to Mr. Nimoy. Their plan was to flood him with that Mexican Manna. But the war-chest was empty and donators non-existent. So the heavenly substance had to be taken in a robinhoodesque way - taken from the rich and given to the poor (Mr. Nimoy). This savvy solution would have been a good one - if our heroes, their bags full of salsa and dragging a hand pallet truck, rattling with jars, only had fit in the aisle between two cash desks. But thus, a plan of devilish quality was thwarted simply by supermarket architecture.
While in custody and awaiting their trial Jens & Tom would be happy to receive your E-mails at frantzen@wortwerk.com