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Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation
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Greetings fellow, and future Salsinians!! Welcome to the LNSEMSF home page! My name is Jeff Miller, and I'm the president and founder of the LNSEMSF. I would like to welcome you to the home page of the foundation dedicated to getting Leonard Nimoy to eat more salsa.
We here at the LNSEMSF believe that Leonard Nimoy is excellent, and salsa is excellent, and if Leonard Nimoy would eat more salsa, he would become an unstoppable force of excellence. For anybody doubting this belief, we have researched the projected level of Leonard Nimoy's excellence with and without salsa. Here are the findings....

(projected growth of Leonard Nimoy's Excellence with and without salsa)
As you can clearly see from this image, without salsa, Leonard Nimoy's projected level of excellence is not even controllable! However, as we suspected, with the benefit of salsa, Leonard Nimoy's level of excellence will be unstoppable!
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I've received many comments from people doubting these findings, well friends doubt no more! With the use of Macromedia's Flash technology not only can you perform your own salsa experiment, you can also play some exciting games designed to convince Leonard Nimoy to eat more salsa! |
We here at the LNSEMSF have also uncovered some shocking photo's of Leonard Nimoy's past avoidance of salsa, and some incredible images of the future.
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*New Feature * Please sign our petition to convince Leonard Nimoy to eat more salsa. (due to technical difficulties, this link will e-mail us. Please submit your information for later editing.)
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If you believe in our cause and would like to join, please sign up for a free membership card! Make sure to include your name and mailing address! |
We at the LNSEMSF have recently added a "No Doping" policy to our foundation. Please visit our Action Patrol page for a more detailed explanation of this policy and of the department in charge of enforcement.
If you would like to get to know the administrators of the LNSEMSF, please click here or at any time during your visit click the pepper in the top right of the menu bar which is labeled LNSEMSF.
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